'suicide is illegal because its against the law to destroy government property' just shut up. just shut the. shut the fuck up. shut
I dressed up yesterday like this
but I kept getting comments on how I looked exactly like Nicki Minaj in this picture all night
I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HE-MAN!!
Everyone disregarded that and called me Nicki for the entire night.
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DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.
Fire alarm in the team hotel forcesout onto the cold streets of Moscow and a nearby restaurant. #cskafcb
Someone at the Wisconsin Humane Society is really good at naming cats.
Just because it’s adorable doesn’t mean it’s not important.
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